Confession time: I’m not actually a person. (or a robot or a lizard or a cactus)
I’m actually a pharmacy personified.
July 2012
Ok i really need to go use the school lab today and I don’t know what time they’re open till so I really need to go now…
Really….
Go…
Like NOW now. …
Ogod charleett please leave the house now what are you doing???
UUuuuughhh… Doing my final project for Dental Materials and realizing how little we fucking learned in this damn class, and what a lazy asshole I was for not demanding to know shit like:
- What is this even called?
- Between how many mm thick does it have to be??
- How far up the gumline should it go?
- What is the ideal monomer:polymer ratio??
Ughhh this is such basic shit! But all we ever got was like “you’ll get it with experience” or “guess and check”. I hate that! If I wanted to learn from experience I’d save my tuition money and start working in a lab right away! Tell me how many fucking milimeters you dumb tool! I hate this teacher!
And I hate having a 9 in this class!! Why do I have a 9!?? I know nothing!!!? I have a 9 because this teacher is at 4!
- friend: mulan isnt even a princess
- me: dishonor
- dishonor on you
- dishonor on your family
- DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Remember, tumblr; you must not assume butt-touches of people.
If you have someone in your life whose butt you can touch freely and emotionally then that’s great for you
But let’s keep the “ass” out of assumptions
Always check with your butt-touching partner before touchin’ the butt
This just might be the greatest piece of wisdom ever uttered by Mankind.
“What kind of soon? The five minutes soon or the soon you’ll be grown up soon?”
—D.W. (via poeticnana)
